February 2011
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Sometimes, I piss when I'm showering. You just...
whatusayfoo:
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I SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES STARING AT THIS.
rnguuyen:
it alternates slapping hands when you look @ the face but when you look @ the hand that’s not moving .. ONLY ONE HAND SLAPS. mindfuck.
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An epiphany, a lucid dream or the act of a higher...
I don’t know what went down but it was incredible, like some inception shit.
At about 330 I went to take a nap and you know that half-sleep feeling when your mind is all hazy, you can still feel the blanket around you and you’re drifting in and out of consciousness? That was where I was at. I slipped into darkness for a quick second and my mind opened back up to reality. Sleep was...
“No one should underestimate themselves. The second you start believing you...”
– savingmywrites.tumblr.com (via savingmywrites)
January 2011
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Anonymous asked: So dreaming about teeth is losing power? Does this mean you bottom? :D
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I hate it when my GLG prof says rocks.
Her accent replaces R’s with H’s so I always hear “hawks” and I wonder if I’m in the right class.
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yerawizardharry:
Hedwig’s Theme (Mike Relm...
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I heard dreams about teeth are to be worried...
I had a dream where I fell and smashed my tooth against concrete.
Two broke. Not length wise and not width wise, but through its depth.
The teeth were still the same length, it was just thinner, and you can see the inside; like a cross section. There was a metal wire going through my teeth.
What does this mean?
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This setting is interesting.
This may sound confusing but I’m keeping it vague; just ignore this post if you can’t follow along. So much has occurred within the last 10 days that I don’t even know how it all happened. I’ve gone to 3 events, met many, grew interest in some and lost interest in others, discovered more stories, networked like a madman, heard some not-so-secret secrets and possibly made my...
Apologies.
I’m usually not so close-minded. I don’t know what came over me that day.
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Vanfessions #26
Van doesn’t use caps lock when he’s very exclamatory in chats, he uses his pinky to hold down SHIFT.
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You're careless with your words.
I was once told this by an ex of mine. In all of the arguments we had been through, many of them would start by the way I worded my thoughts (whether it was through anger, misunderstandings, stubborn-ness or whatnot). How I expressed myself was easily perceived in a negative way rather than how I intended them.
Recently this boy, who may or may not be a future relationship, repeated those exact...
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TMI.
My nipples hurt.
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Watchwhatusayfoo:
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I remember reblogging this months ago, but I can’t find it in my archives :( so here it is again! :D:D
Anonymous asked: Oh thats good I guess. It's better to have a lyfe then be online lyk3 some people...Me in particular :'(
Anonymous asked: You barely post and is barely online. I have the right mind to come up to you and take my douching cleanser and stick it up your urethra. :(
thekevsan asked: Your blog makes me laugh. :)
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Attention is like a drug.
It’s terrifying to want but you can’t help yourself.
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“Van, you’re like the spring/summer collection for 2011.”
– Brandon K. Lee
down0nme asked: what the hell does sfw mean LOL
down0nme asked: Would you be upset if i were to ask you to post
more porn than boys&food
lmao
more porn than boys&food
lmao
jelly-jellyfish-fish asked: Would you be upset if I asked you to post more food pictures and less boy pictures?
Anonymous asked: U GAY?
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r0b0h:
When in a relationship you feel happy that you found somebody you’re attracted to, that you have feeling for, and that you can finally have all that lovey dovey stuff. However, sometimes people look for more. Once they have that person, once another cute person comes along, it’s hard for them not to look or to start talking to them as friends. This is where cheating, problems, and...
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someonehiredme asked: im portering! if youre awake come visit me!
also, your nickname has been shortened: Van Bang. what do you think!
also, your nickname has been shortened: Van Bang. what do you think!
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someonehiredme asked: fuck you if you think that's all you're telling me.
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someonehiredme asked: Good Morning Van Bang Dang (your new nickname)
i like your new theme :D
also, tell me something interesting, im bored.
i like your new theme :D
also, tell me something interesting, im bored.
Life Lesson? I think so.
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge:
The brain said “I do all the thinking so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”
The eyes said “I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.” The hands said: “Without me we...
