September 2010
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I'm the aspiring drama major, why are you so...
I would have thought through all we’ve gone through you would have learned that it’s bad to assume things and make false accusations. Who do you think you are to claim that my intentions were a result of my pretentious feelings on your looks? Don’t you think that’s a little vain for someone who claims they’re ugly? I thought we established an understanding but...
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Tumblr Challenge: Day 10.
One Confession.
1. I have one heart, and I can only give it to one person. I can’t take it back once it’s been given so I’m waiting for that special person who will last. This “heart” I speak of is a solid tangible object I brought back from Japan.
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Vanfessions #14
Van’s foot was humped by a dog today. It’s quite an attractive foot.
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Tumblr Challenge: Day 9.
Two smileys that describe your life right now.
1. :D .The smile I carry on my face everyday.
2. 8) .Potternerd until school starts, then focus!
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Watchharryfuckingpotter:
lumos-maxima:warningdontreadthis:furiousmoses:disfordarren
I just died oh my god
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Vanfessions #13
Van has a thing for funderwear! (Fun + Underwear)
He loves wearing them…and finding them worn HEHE
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Tumblr Challenge: Day 8.
Three turn ons.
1. BLOODY, FLESHY FLAPS IN THE FEMALE VAGINA. JK.
1. Confidence. One who lives life without fear of embarrassment and feels good about himself.
2. That look. The one that melts the heart. The squinted eyes, the head tilted forward and the gaze through the furrowed brow. That piercing stare.
3. Initiative. The will to ignore the nerves, push me into a wall, and kiss...
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Avast! Set yer native tongue ter pillage ye olde...
Instructions: Go to Facebook. Edit your Account Settings. Choose the Language tab. Select English (Pirate). Life is better. Trust.
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Tumblr Challenge: Day 7.
Four turn offs.
1. Feeling the need to agree with everything I say.
2. Smoking/Drug Use; I refuse to kiss a tobacco mouth.
3. Lack of humour
4. Stupidity/Ignorance; Not the same thing, but equally important (Thanks Sindy :D)
Note: Missed a day :( Will do Day 8 tonight.
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Worth every single second of your life. Read it.
obsessionjason:
fatregina:
sad story ):
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.The boy couldn’t have been more than 5 or 6 years old.The cashier said, “I’m sorry, but you don’t have enough money to buy this doll.”Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ”Granny, are you sure I don’t have enough money?”The old lady...
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Harry Potter Exhibit!!!!!!!!!!
Jizzing my pants. ‘Nuff said. Goodbye!
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“One big unicorn, strong and free, thought he was happy as he could be. Then...”
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Tumblr Challenge: Day 6.
Five people who mean a lot, in no particular order.
1. Mama Dang. Actually, fuck that -I’ll stick my whole family into one. :)
2. J.K. Rowling, this needn’t be explained.
3. Sindy Sen, for being my future surrogate mother if need be. And everything else… HEHEHE
4. Lady Gaga, for having a firecracker vag and breast sparks. You queen monster, you.
5. Jeannine Falasca, best...
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Watchtaycreatesmemories:
berlinski:
Put your cursor over the dots. =)
(via fuckyeahalbuquerque)
OMGWUT.
Amagawd trippy shit.
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Minerva McGonagall, if only..
So today, I went to UofT for a couple of writing prep sessions as a way to transition into University level of writing in the Sciences. I entered the small lecture room through a door that led to a small balcony, that overlooked the class, and a set of single-person stairs on my left. I proceeded down the staircase and claimed a seat in the middle rows. Waiting patiently at my seat, the Professor...
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Tumblr Challenge: Day 5.
Six things you wish you had never done.
1. I wish I had never fucked your heart over, because you were and always will be a great friend of mine.
2. I wish I had never forgiven you for all those disappearances.
3. I wish I had never lost my first kiss to that desperate nobody.
4. I wish I had never discovered porn.
5. I wish I had never neglected Drama as an option in highschool.
6. I wish I...
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obsessionjason:
imagesaremylife:
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
WOW HAHAHHAHAH. PWNEDDD
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Tumblr Challenge: Day 4.
Seven things that cross my mind a lot.
1. I should go to the gym. But when?
2. I need to find a mini-fridge for my dorm.
3. Always Harry Potter references wherever I go.
4. I’m so tired.
5. I must stop spending.
6. Iron Man will protect you.
7. What’s happening on Tumblr right now?
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So like...
My sister is slumbering in my room because it’s cooler down in the basement. Through the silence, she farted in her sleep. And now it stanks. FML.
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I hate pulling up at a red light and realizing you...
By knowing, I don’t mean a good friend where you can say “HEY WHAT’S UP? Oh snap it’s GREEN, call you later!”. I’m talking about the acquaintance, parents’ friend (and vice-versa), or the person behind the counter who serves you your daily Starbucks. It’s just so awkward! I never know what to do. You can either: A. Pretend you never noticed them, or...
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