Some obnoxious tween on the bus.
- Her: You have two choices Jared! You give me a sip of your drink or I knock it out of your hand onto the bus right now.
- Me: Or you can not. Because then the drink would spill everywhere. And if I get a drop of that drink on me, I will do you a favour and punch you in the ovaries so your eggs will all die and you won't get pregnant in your teens with that ugly fucker you call your boyfriend.